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man 6 party
PARTY(1)                                                              PARTY(1)

NAME
       party - set OS responses mode

SYNOPSIS
       party ON|OFF|WHEREIS [ - ] dnv

DESCRIPTION
       Operating   systems  being  what they are,  the admin people can easily
       grow tired of  command responses that  resemble  dyslexic  eugene-speak
       filtered    through    Kernighan    and    Ritchie's  collective  back-
       brains.  To alleviate this, we have included a slightly  more  `casual'
       mode,   in   which  the  responses to all commands  are  first filtered
       through  a  customising  routine (DUDE) , which  makes  them   sound  a
       little  more   friendly while retaining their  full  information   con‐
       tent  (usually).   The rooted(c) system prompt is   changed  to   `What
       now,  dude?' and output from each command is terminated by `No problem,
       dude.'

OPTIONS
       -v     Verbose mode  (ALL commands  have  a `verbose' mode). When  this
              option is  present,  all filtered responses are  preceeded  by a
              message: `This response has been parsed by the DUDE  filter  and
              is not intended to be some sort of sleazy come-on.'

       -d     Don't    restart    all    processes    after   recompiling  the
              /uselss/libs/eugene file (see below).   This alows any important
              tasks to complete beforehand.

       -n     Notify  all  users  that  they  are about to be force-logged out
              and force-logged in again.

       ON     Activates the DUDE filter.

       OFF    De-activates the DUDE filter.

       WHEREIS
              Doesn't do anything, but we couldn't resist it.

EXAMPLES
       %-)  party on

       What now, dude?

       To compare  the differing responses, here is  output  provided  by  the
       ispi -s command, with party OFF and party ON:

       party OFF

       line     who       why                         how long
       ==========================================================
       000      rooted    that's you, dweeb!          epoch
       ----------------------------------------------------------
       00F      wp        she's supposed to be        0:44:12
                          typing up the end of
                          financial year report,
                          but she's been doing her
                          resume when she thinks
                          no-one is watching
       ----------------------------------------------------------
       014      maint     playing games, as usual     0:51:16

       party ON

       Well,   let's  see  who's  on, eh?  There's you, of course, on line 000
       (Imagine that!  Hahaha!)  Oh look,  on serIOus  line  00F,   it's  that
       cute  little  secretary  -  looks like she's lost her keyboard template
       again, she's been hitting the escape key for  the  past  five  minutes!
       AND   OF   COURSE,  the   guys  down in maintenance are playing `cosmic
       ballcrushers'.   As  usual.   Well,  who   else,   um,   no-one  really
       interesting  like,   ya  know,  oh hang on,  DTR is toggling on serIOus
       line 03D.. oh, no problem, it's that stuffed  modem  again.   You  want
       maybe  I should send  some AMail to maintenance  and get 'em to look at
       it?   No problem, dude.

       What now, dude?

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